Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Om nom nom nom.

Went to Decanter after extra class today with Jane and Bryan W.
so entertaining.
i have this very retarded video recorded with my phone.
which i will not upload because someone will get angry :P

Jane eating her lamb.

Bryan Sir Eats-A-Lot had a chicken mushroom pie and a calzone.
a calzone is a pizza folded in half on itself, then baked. kind of.
be amazed.

Bryan eating his pie.


Calzone in comparison to mine and Jane's hand.
please note that 1 corner is already missing :\


Bryan devouring the calzone



no one helped him eat his food. 
he also claimed to still be hungry.

the calzone and pie are doomed to the fate of digestion in Bryan's bottomless stomach.
he eats wayyy too much.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Literal Photographs.

Found these pics on the internet.
they're kinda funny, in a really lame way.


Well, well, well, what do we have here?
Extremely literal photos, and lousy puns :P

Thumb Drive


Mini Golf


Pie Chart


Lawn Chair


House of Cards


Gun Fire


Firefox


Falcon Kick


Camel Toe


Big Ass Chain


Baby on Board


Asshole


Horse Power


i like falcon kick the best. 
epic pwn'age by falcon.
and yes, the mini golf one is mean. 
i blame the internet :P

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Universe Theorems.

We've all thought about the beginning and the end of the universe.
Qi Shaun is the only one who cares enough to type his theories out for me on MSN.
partly because he always forgets to tell me by word of mouth.
Anyways, so his efforts won't go to waste, i'm pasting his theories on my blog, open to the world wide web, like his epic speeches and war rally briefings.
don't take the stuff he says too seriously but do take time to read them.
i agree with most of what he has theorized... to some extent. 
trying to understand the universe is nigh impossible.
'cept for CHUCK NORRIS!

THE UNIVERSE 


Well, we are small. How small are we? We don't exist. True, science proves that we exist but to what extent? We live in a universe, a spiral galaxy and we have spotted others but if the universe compared to us remains in this state, unexplored, unknown and unseen, where are we really? 

Now, look at it this way. Through science, we have proved that the universe exists and from what our ancestors have said, we are the centre of the universe, God's children. But look, are we really what we think we are? Science has also proved that we have small things living amongst us, things we cannot see. They call them micro-organisms and they make up what we are today. 

Look at the single-cell organisms that exist inside us and around us, what are they? They, to me, are not what we call protoplasm and some extra bits thrown together. No, they are microverses that we cannot even imagine. 

In the microverse, there are people or aliens that make the unbelievable believable and they would see the same things we see. Now, God hasn't given us the gift of total knowledge for a reason. The reason being, there is no end to it. If this theory is true, there is no end to life, and we may be the small atom of a cell that makes up a bigger creature, something we can never see in  eternities beyond. That is why he is God right?



WHY WE ARE WHAT WE ARE TODAY
( No pic because Adam and Eve are nekkid )

I think, in everyones respect, if Adam and Eve are our prime humans, then God must do this to all the things he creates. Those who pass the test will have an advantage in knowledge, technology and so on. In  our case, we failed the test since Adam took the apple. That is where we are today right?



WAR HEROES


We see them as heroes right? Otherwise, what are they? They are the same people we are, nothing special or Godlike. So why do we call them Heroes? Because to people they are seen as either tyrants or saints. To me, they are just another person. 

Everybody is a hero, with his or her own story to tell, full of life changing content and sorrow. Those who we remember in textbooks, never did anything. We remember them as people who threaten nations and conquer, but if you were in that position, what difference would it make. To me, its just another part of your life, but for heroes, someone wanted to copy their life's story and paste it in a History book.



HISTORY


History happens for a reason. NEVER change history. This may sound religious or something, but if things didn't happen what would? If i were given the power to change time, I wouldn't change anything because a single change can alter the universe. People who are seeking time travel, that will remain their destiny but the funny thing is, you cannot change time. Even going back in time, to change time, you have already done that right?

the end

Congratulations to all those who made it to this part, not by scrolling down but by actually reading the theories.
Anyway, going about profound things such as the creation of the universe is just for fun.
it's just a roundabout conversation about how it all started and how it's all going to end.
i think about this kind of stuff in the car on long drives.

you guys are going to end up thinking about The Universe now :P

Friday, August 7, 2009

New Perspective

is it Panic or Panic! now?
because i just went to their site and they put the exclamation mark back.
anyways, Panic/Panic! has a new song. 
it's called New Perspective.
Brendon sounds dreamy as usual :P
it's very Fever-ish.
i prefer Pretty.Odd.'s style though. it's more origional and happy-ish.

anyways, i can't wait for Young Veins' debut album.
i'll get a more Pretty.Odd. ish feel from Ryan and Jon.
Brendon and Spencer shall continue on with the Fever kind of sound.

New Perspective is a nice song :)
Have a cute kitteh.


i wish i had a ninja cat.
50 First Reactions
Type what comes to your mind FIRST whenever you hear these 50 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random just type it!

1. Beer : keg

2. Food : om nom nom nom

3. Relationships: boyfriend

4. Crush : skull

5. Power Rangers : Sampras XD

6. Life : the Game of Life

7. The President: Obama

8. Yummy : seaweed crisps or whatever they're called.

9. Cars : Lightning McQueen and tractor tipping.

10. Movie : cinema

11. Halloween : The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

12. Sex : condoms.

13. Religion : swastikas :P

14. Hate : Three Days Grace

15. Fear : Factor

16. Marriage : priest 

17. Blonde : bimbo

18. Slippers : the flip-flop sound they make

19. Shoes : Kelly

20. Asians : nigahiga 

21. Past time : closet gamers

22. One night stand : Rockstars

23. My cell Phone : the tinkling sound the bells on my phone chains make

24. Smoke : a grey persian cat.

25. Fantasy : Final Fantasy, Advent Children

26. College : Frat parties.

27. High school Life : school

28. Pajamas : comfy

29. Stars : paper stars

30. Center : bullseye

31. Alcohol : liver failure

32. The word love : the word love.

33. Friends : fun

34. Money : $$$

35. Heartache : heart burn

36. Time : The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

37. Divorce : celebrity marriages 

38. Dogs : they make me happy

39. Undies : underwear.

40. Parents : my parents

41. Babies : crying and throwing up

42. Ex : FedEx

43. Song : New Perspective, which i am currently playing over and over.

44. Color Colour : British VS American spelling

45. Weddings : Bride Wars

46. Pizza : mozarella cheese

47. Hangout : friend's house

48. Rest : sleep

49. Goal : GOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!!

50. Inspiration : art


2 of the best proverbs i discovered yesterday during lunch.

• Don't let the bastards grind you down

• Old soldiers don't die, they fade away

they're so badass :P 

so badassssss.