Meet Conan...

i am deathly allergic to cats.

but that doesn't mean i can't watch cute videos of them.

Meet Conan :)

so cute <3

oh really?

click the image to view larger version.

I am so 'meh' about that advert in the Star newspaper i saw a few days back.

i scanned it to preserve it from the ravages of time :D

I have to admit though, it's kinda funny :P

As one can plainly see, there are a couple redonkulous plagiarised versions of the iPhone and the Blackberry.

You can also see the 3 stripe check sign at the top right corner, meaning all that is M'sian made.

i'm not dissing the people who manufacture those things but come on, Blueberry? 

if you haven't clicked the picture, under the made in M'sia symbol it says : 

Buatan Malaysia. PILIHAN BIJAK

the pilihan bijak really is in uppercase. 

Malaysia makes awesome stuff. 

that up there is far from the Top 10 list, though.

don't be too upset, iPhone and Blackberry fans :)

i hope the government authorities don't come after me for this.

My piano got tuned yesterday.
I'm very jakun when it comes to the inside of my piano so i watched him tune it the entire time...
which was about 40 minutes.

i took pictures this time :D

yes, my camera sucks.
His name is Mr. Tan and he plays very well. 

he makes everything sound epic with pedalling.
he's also really nice and tuned my piano up real' good. 

i could hear the difference when playing afterwards.
if you want him to tune your piano because he's awesome and really thorough and nice i can give you his number.
it's RM80 .

Mr. Tan doing his job, which he seems to like.

the wood panels off my piano.

he uses this sprocket wrench thingy and pieces of sponge or something to put between the strings.



piano guts without flash.

Piano guts with flash. 

My piano is an antique German piano which was assembled in Japan.

it's shined up to a matte polish. 

it says Gershwin underneath the sheet music pop out rack thing.

and Mr. Tan says pianos from China are made of plywood and that they suck.

Apparently the plug that gives electricity to the heater wasn't in for who knows how long.

there was a risk of everything in my piano getting mouldy D:

the plug was in but it wasn't connected properly. 

to everyone who has a piano, CHECK YOUR HEATER PLUG

because it's about a thousand to two thousand to replace mouldy keys :\

no one wants to waste 2k because of a disconnected plug. 

also, i don't think many people want to buy a knock-off iPhone or a Blueberry

I'mma let you finish

Okay, ever since Kanye West's breakout at the VMAs dissing Taylor Swift, i knew some kind of internet thing was going to happen.

And also, Geekologie knew. 

I present to you KANYELICIO.US

just put http://kanyelicious.appspot.com in front of a full url like this : 

http://kanyelicious.appspot.com/http://bon-niee.blogspot.com

and you get this hilarious picture overlay over whatever site you stick it to. 

here's another. See the internet as Kanye West sees the internet :P

I want a pair of those glasses :P

More Theories.

Today, I was going through my posts to delete the unfinished and unwanted drafts when i saw this old post from awhile back.

When i say this draft i realized that it's been awhile since Qi Shaun went into epic speech mode.

i just so happened to have the stuff below autosaved in a draft.

Those of you new to this, Shaun knows what he believes in and talks about it in an almost preachy manner.

You get used to it.

Yes Kim, i know.

Swoon, Keyshone. shuttup.

These are the two below i have today.

BEHIND THE NUMBER ZERO

The number zero is believed to be the number of the null, nought and oh. It is said to behold nothing but emptyness and void. That aside, look at this single number 0, it is the only number that exists in everyday life and yet possesses the ability to impose more questions than answer questions. To us, we see this as the number of an empty function that proves to be of no use but i think it is much more. It is the number of God himself.

Sure, the idea is far fetched, but this sole number baffles minds as if it were supernatural. While the number can be seen and used, the true purpose of the number is unknown. Throughout time this number has been questioned by many math enthusiasts but all have come to the conclusion that it is nothing. Nothing cannot be nothing, nothing must be something. I consider the number 0 the start and the end of time, life and death.

0 begins as nothing, true, but when divided, turns to 1. Why? nothing when divided with nothing must make something right? Although a far fetched theory, why not? We have nuclear weapons, modern infrastructure that cannot be built with simple sticks and stones, so what stops us from believing 0 divided by 0 is something?

If 0 divided by 0 equals to 1, then 1 is the start, the big bang. 1 is life. 1 as we know it, evolved to 100 and soon to 10000, but if we take the world back to 1, it will grow to 100 again and soon continue on its track, but when lets say 100 is turned to 0. 0 is nothing and therefore life will be void and that is when life ends, not when we return to 1 but to 0. This theory indicates that 0 is life, death and much more than what is thought to be.

COMPOSITION WRITING

Compositions represent a foundation in writing. Schools teach us how to write compositions and give ideas. Have a look at the compositions we learn today, Protect the environment, Stop global warming, Stop smoking. Truly, it is great that children and even us older students are writing this compositions with a message. Sad to say though, that the message we try to convey through our writing is just a thought and not an action. Teachers drill students everyday with consistent worksheets, each one asking an issue that needs to be addressed, but all we are doing is writing and not acting. In the end, the world won't change, not because the ideas are not there, no one wants to act.

The end.

if you've read until here without scrolling down, you deserve a pat on the back.

At the end of the year, all our minds are rotting.

No homework no schoolwork.

Just free time to kill :)

Take a look at this puppy.

PUPPEH!

so cute :)

i like cats too.

i just like dogs more.

100 things

These past 2 days have been kinda meh for me.

came down with a fever around 3-ish yesterday and slept it off in 15 hours.

now i think it's coming back.

nothing much to blog about so i'm doing this survey.

INSTRUCTIONS :

a) Colour the statements that are true to you.
b) Underline the statements that you WISH are true.
c) Leave the fibs alone.

I'm going to italicize the ones i don't know. 

1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I do not watch tv these days.
3) I wear glasses or contact lenses.
4) I love to play video games.
5) I have tried marijuana.
6) I have been in a threesome.
7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
8) I have changed mentally over the last year.
9) I curse.
10) I’m totally smart.
11) I’ve broken someone’s bones.
12) I’m paranoid sometimes.
13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
14) I need money right now.
15) I love sushi.
16) I talk really really fast.
17) I have long hair.
18) I have lost money in Las Vegas.
19) I have at least one sibling.
20) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
21) I couldn’t survive without Caller ID.
22) I like the way i look.
23) I am usually pessimistic.
24) I have a lot of mood swings.
25) I have a hidden talent.
26) I’m always hyper.
27)I have a lot of friends
28) I have pecked someone of the same sex.
29) I enjoy talking on the phone.
30) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
31) I love to shop.
32) Enjoy window shopping.
33)I would rather shop than eat
34)I don't hate anyone
35) I’m a pretty good dancer.
36) I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
37) I have a cell phone.
38) I believe in God.
39) I am an adrenaline junkie.
40) I watch MTV on a daily basis.
41) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
42) I’ve rejected someone before.
43)I want to have children in the future
44) I have changed a diaper before.
45) I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
46) I’m not allergic to anything.
47) I have a lot to learn.
48) I’m shy around members of the opposite sex.
49)I have made a move on friends' significant other or crush in the past
50) I have tried alcohol before.
51) I own the South Park movie.
52) I would die for my best friend.
53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
58) I am happy at this moment!
59) I’m obsessed with shoes.
60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
61) I study for tests most of the time
62) I am comfortable with who I am right now.
63) I have more than just my ears pierced.
64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.
65) I have jumped off a bridge.
66) I love sea turtles.
67) I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
68) I Plan on achieving a major goal & dream.
69) I’m proficient in a musical instrument.
70) I hate office jobs.
71) I love sci-fi movies.
72) I think water rules.
73) I went college out of state.
74) I like sausages.
75) I love kisses. as in Hershey, then yes.

76) I fall for the worst people
77) I adore bright colours
78) I can’t live without black eyeliner.
79) I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
80) I usually like covers better than originals.
81) I can pick up things with my toes.
82) I can whistle.
83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake’s slither.
84) I have ridden/owned a horse.
85) I still have every journal I’ve written in.- i've lost a few
86) I can’t stick to a diet.
87) I talk in my sleep.
88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
89) I have jazz in my blood.
90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
91) I wear a toe ring.
92) I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
93) I am a caffeine junkie.
94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
95) I have been to over 15 conventions.
96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
97) I’m an artist.
98) I only clean my room when necessary.
99) I like a person of the same sex.
100) I love being happy.

i tag anyone who has a blog and reads this.

go go go!