Monday, March 2, 2009

Tags; because i'm curious.

so, i'm seeing how virgin i am at life and how asian i am.
here we go.


1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a handjob.
8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%


11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or receieved a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%


41. Frenched kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep (THAT IS JUST EMO!)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die. Animal Planet :\

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.

59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ahaha.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore. yah :)
90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70%


91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped

Im 68% virgin at life.
shit. i have alot to do now >:)

Another one...

[] You think DDR is cool
[x] You've watched lots of anime
[] You like Korean drama
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race
[]You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea

X's so far: 3

[X] You style your hair
[X] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster
[X] You speak languages other than English
[X] Your parents are strict
[X] Your parents have high expectations of you
[]You always get A's/B's on your report (mainly B's :P)
[]You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[X] You know your multiplication tables
[X] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong
[] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge

X's so far: 10

[X] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[X] You're not the only child
[X] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[X] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[X] You can solve a rubiks cube
[X] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[X] You play video games

X's so far: 17

[X] Everytime you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[] You have karaoke at home
[] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[X] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[X] You own a gaming console
[X] You don't wear shoes in your house
[X] You can use chopsticks
[] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't

X's so far: 22

[] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[X] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[] You don't like football
[] You like Soccer.

X's so far: 23

[] You have a curfew
[] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[X]You know what purikura is. FUTHERMORE. i have done it. must i add points? :\
[X] You like bubble tea
[X] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[X] You've played final fantasy
[] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 27

[X] You know what is bok choy 
[] You've heard the song "Got rice?" 
[X] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[X] When you ask for ur mums permission she goes "ask ur dad"

Total X's: 30

Multiply your total score by 2 and put the subject as I am _% Asian!

i am 60% Asian. um. well then, that's okay.

Miley Cyrus can go to hell. Asian people are not to be made fun of.
she's going to hell anyway. i couldn't ask for more :)

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