Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Pinch of DOOM!

I am cleaning my inbox and re reading some of my e-mails.
this was in an email that was sent to me awhile back.

If someone grabs you, you can't beat them with strength but you can by out smarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the Arm (between the elbow and armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERY HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it - it hurts.


thanks Elina :)
you rule. 

I've lovingly dubbed that up there the "Rapist Pinch" and have tried it out on numerous dudes.
i don't want to pinch anyone's upper inner thigh  D: 
so i just pinch their inner arm. 
Results vary.
it's scary when results vary  because it means it doesn't always work :\

Here's a list of the dudes that have let me Rapist Pinch them... 

Louis : it sort of hurt him
Ju-Deh : it hurt him a lot.
Qi Shaun : he felt nothing. 
Ga Luoh : i think he nearly cried.
Ashwin : he felt pain
Gabriel : he actually felt it :O
and Bryan fears the Rapist Pinch because i've done it to him many many times.

Gabriel, who feels no pain succumbed to the Rapist Pinch but i pinched Qi Shaun really reallyyy hard and he felt nothing.
I  then thought skinny people don't feel it but then Ga Luoh felt some major pain.
hmm. not very reliable. 
i would side with pepper spray and day.

it would be awesome if i managed to pinch someone until they needed stitches though :P
that or whack someone with an umbrella until they need a full body cast!
very awesome indeed. 

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