Chuck Norris

After school today Ju-Deh, Qi Shaun, Bryan and I were talking.

eventually, the topic went to Chuck Norris.

if you don't know who Chuck Norris is, you've been living under a rock.

he's like Michael Jackson but less dancing and more roundhouse kicks :P

Here are some awesome facts about Chuck Norris.

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord

• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

• Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

• Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

• Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

• Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris

• Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

• The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

• If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

• Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

• Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

• Chuck Norris can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

you can look up a buttload more on the internet.

today was so random.

it was a good day today in the sense that nothing horrible has happened....

like getting 50 pages of homework from each subject.

During lunch, Jude and Bryan were having a Lady GaGa Tap Tap match.

we have discovered that putting hand sanitizer on the person playing will indeed distract them.

actually, very much so.

For 5 minutes, Jude and Bryan kept playing even though they were getting disturbed :P

in the end, Jude PWN'd Bryan by 2000 points.

I can't wait for the ASPCA visit on the 25th.

puppiessss. i'm coming!!!!!