Thursday, July 2, 2009

Auditions + Epic Speeches

After school today, auditions for Fit were in the hall.
Frisbee ended on time but by the time I made it up there, it was kind of over.
Saw Jude and Ga Luoh perform again.
no comment :)
it's confidential. 
sat in the hall for awhile with Jude, Sarah, Qi Shaun, Ga Luoh, Ju Xien and Junie. 
went off to bind my KGT. it's thick. 

Frisbee was good today.
my throws have improved alot but i still need more flick in my backhand.
my forehand has flick aplenty. 
drills and a 15 minute durango game.
I bought Gatorade which was cold.
by 5, it was warm.
it wasn't even sunny in that spot.
Bah, global warming. 

PA tomorrow but we have to go through with double BM to get to it.
We're supposed to write a monologue, memorize it and perform it in front of class.
I told Shaun about it. 
the end product of telling him about anything to do with speeches is a ( you guessed it! ) speech.
But not just any speech, an Epic Speech
i think caffeine has drastic and rather adverse effects on him.
he wrote 3 long ones in like.... 10 minutes.
these are the monologues he wrote for me.
so entertaining :P 

I don't think i'll be using them because it's kinda inappropriate to give an inspirational war briefing which wasn't written by me during theatre....
take time to read them. 
they're pretty good, in an epic kind of way.


Monologue 1 
Brothers and sisters of the Motherland, you have seen your families, friends and relatives slaughtered by the FACIST dogs that call themselves 'Liberators'. For too long we have lived in fear and doubt about our future. But in the time you , yes you have given me, I have rebuilt our army, our strength and courage. 
With the faith you have in me, I will bring forth a new order, one with peace; while bringing an end to the tyranny of the facist dogs. No more shall we be living in the shadow of the traitors. We will bring these dogs to heel at our very borders. They will plead for forgiveness and all we shall give them is the TREATMENT that they have given us.
Ever since the invasion started, we are no longer considered humans by their respect, but animals and treated as such. So, now we will repay them with the kindness and forgiveness they have given us. Our forefathers fought for us and brought us this great nation but we are the ones to make history by preventing the hitlerites from taking it from us. We shall arise and take back what is rightfully ours and it is with that that I leave you, the defenders of the great nation we call home with a message ' kill or be killed'. Understand this message and no sooner will our nation be rid of this facist pests.
Monologue 2
Patriots, the new generation that you, the soldiers and our brothers in arms, allies have risen from years of torture by this war, I ask you to step forward and take arms in the greatest moment in history that will revolutionize the world as we know it. 
From the past experiences with 9/11, we are considered weak and feeble by our enemies who laughed at us. No, I will not stand for it and neither will you, the sons of our forefathers who helped shape this society. We will go, yes, we will go to their countries and prove that our feeble and weak society has the courage to step up and fight back.
These are the people who beat you up in school, the kind that proclaims that they are the dominant alpha species. No, we will not sit and take this. The time has come my fellow people, be it whatever race, religion or cause we may believe in. The time has come to band together and rid this infestation and create a society far from fear, rage and violence. So i ask you, will you take my hand in creating a new world or leave it to rot and burn? the choice is yours, make it right!
Monologue 3
Comrades, this will mark the darkest days of our time. The streets are littered with fallen comrades, friends and even family members. We are living on the edge of destruction and I know the feeling in all of you. You feel ripe with anger, the blight of our happiness. But fear not, for we will act, we will let them know what they have done will not go unpunished, the sins of which they have committed will be corrected. 
Soon, we will return to our motherland as heroes who stood in the face of death and walked in blood. Many of you in this room will not return that is no doubt, but nevertheless you have already shown something others could not. You have shown hope and faith to citizens who had given up on life. Remember our deaths will not go unnoticed, we will try at the very least to return the glory of our nation. 
Time and time again, we have shown our endurance, our courage and most importantly our faith so, what makes this day different from the others? We are on the journey straight into hell and those who survive it live to tell their children about it. Prayers will not be answered today brothers, for god has set us out on our final journey. He will reward those who sacrificed and punish those who cower in fear. 
The darkest days of our time will be lifted, a glimmer of hope will appear and finally victory. that is my message to you, use it well and god-speed brothers, god speed....

he couldn't write anymore because his laptop ran out of battery and now he has to wait until his dad comes back with his charger.
Shaun asked me to use those for PA while wearing a trench coat and a hat, behind the rostrum with a mic.
it would be more epic is he did it instead.
i'm tired. i'm going to sleep soon(er or later)

Godspeed, blog readers, Godspeed. 

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